krudman:

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying holiday?

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haemat:

things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:

  1. im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
  2. do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
  3. you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
  4. i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
  5. please dont crawl into my sleeves
  6. (sings a duet with a cricket)

(Source: bwmegatron, via exghoulfriend)

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Had a fantastic day seeing Captain America 2 ⭐ and a free ice cream courtesy of Ben & Jerry’s #FreeScoopDay 🍦

occupt:

emoji-nation. part 4.

(via makojaeger)

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Out with the old and in with the new! My red and brown bracelet broke after wearing it for almost two years, so I made a new one :)

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cap-ulet:

let’s take a moment to appreciate my boyfriends house and this magical room I can’t even

(via aanthemis)

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Got the film developed from Mexico! Jungle jeep selfie! #mexico #jungle #xplor #disposable

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Okay, so maybe I did spend my entire day watching RuPaul’s Drag Race, but would I consider it a “waste of my time” ?

no

time-sponges:

dietchola:

the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy

image

deep roy

Deep roy the chocolate boy

(via pizza)

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(Source: scullyyrnotgonnabelievethis, via neon-noir)

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sylvanburningcenter:

WWSED??? {what would sunglasses emoji do}

(Source: khaleesinewbooty, via messessentialist)

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